Today I received an e-mail with this very same subject title. Granted it was for a web service that isn’t that great. And since I have very little love for the brunette trio it seemed fitting to find things that really are MORE exciting than naming your child a direction. I mean seriously North West that just seems cruel.
1. A Vitamix blender, there I said it.
For you non smoothie drinking folks who are not amused by this selection. You have no idea what you are missing. An industrial strength blender that can basically rip through whole fruits veggies and ice. Seriously if I came home to find Vitamix 1300 TurboBlend 4500 on my counter alert the paparazzi because those photos would be priceless blackmail later 😉
2. Using the Bathroom Alone.
Moms/Dads you can relate…all I want it 5 minutes of secure quiet time where I could maybe even shower without hearing “Mom….” Promise me that and it is SHEER excitement.
3. Race Photos where you don’t look crazy.
I don’t know who these people are who take great photos, but I would be stoked if I finished a race with a picture that was remotely acceptable to show people. Some people cross smiling and looking fresh. I cross the line looking like I was beaten and left for dead somewhere along the course and managed to drag myself to safety. And if you’re not beautiful or overly photogenic like myself you can enjoy this site: Seriously Ugly Race Pics
4. Getting out of work early.
There is no greater joy than looking at a clock and knowing you should still be in the office. Ohhh burn to the suckers still slaving to the man. It’s a special kind of happiness!
5. Finding this sale:
I mean 2 cents don’t walk RUN to save!
6. FREE BEER….enough said.
7. Getting mail that isn’t a bill.
I can’t decide which is more exciting knowing someone cares about you or knowing there is at least one person alive who knows how much one stamp costs these days!
8. Climbing to the top of the Rope:
Some say it can’t be done, others stare from the top. Sure your legs will be all ripped up but the victory of the climb is what keeps people coming back.
9. 99 Cent Iced Coffee.
Only once have I been lucky enough to reap the rewards of this amazing deal and it’s still the best cup of coffee I’ve ever had. Thanks DD, you guys ROCK!
10. Winning a Celebrity Death Pool
Since these games last forever rarely is a winner selected. So you can image the overbounding excitement among friends when a winner is named!
Question of the Day: What else is more exciting than a Kardashian Baby Name?